Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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