: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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