Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
tell me about the fingering
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