The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It's never too late to be topless.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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