No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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