If that was your dad, he is hot
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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