So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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