I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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