the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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