Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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