Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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