i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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