You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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