I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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