it wasn't lemon gatorade
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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