i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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