Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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