Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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