I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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