this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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