let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The power of my boobs compel you
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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