then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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