I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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