Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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