you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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