It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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