I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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