I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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