plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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