I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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