His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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