I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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