He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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