so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
