How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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