she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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