Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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