just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
we should paint friendship bongs
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