its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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