Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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