I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Someone signed my nipple.
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