absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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