In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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