somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Can you bring me the toilet please
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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