I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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