I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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