I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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