I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
