Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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