also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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