he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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