I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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