i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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