Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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