I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
