i don't like sucking hair
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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